HUIYI LEE

hmmm.
today,
noth much lor.
came to skool
saw eugenia,lin rong,zul outside class.
the class de lock spoil den cannot open.
at first i was quite anxious.
but i don wanna study in classroom.
hahahas.
so quite happie.
den that 'scooby-doo'took the key mah.
den he came back and try to unlock the back door.
i followed him.
den he was like."you lock like tt ar?*showing the action of locking in another way*"
i said"yar."
"WHY YOU LOCK LIKE THAT???!!!!??!!"he shouted.
i was so shocked. i wanna laugh de lor.
his face damn funny sia.
den i shout back.
"NOT ME LAR!"
den he walk away.
after that i laugh non-stop.
haas.
remembering our so-called 'fight'
is so funny lor.
he like dunno how to speak english de lor.
anws, after recess that time.
guess what?
mr yapp never ZIPPED HIS PANTS!!!
our class was laughing.
den mr anwar was like..."STAND UP!"
whahahahaahas
den when we told mr yapp le.
he like not pai seh de lor.
he still face the sec 1s and zipped.
god!
lit. test was oso so funny.
i gort scolded by ms ramya for 2 times.
i heccare lor.
she not fierce de.
hhahas.

i let you see one of the i-find-it-interesting poem.?

UNMODIFIED.

my mum is a general
she stalks through the house telling me what to do.
she then sleeps throughout the night.
but when she wakes up...
her medals clanking, stars shining and roars us to attention.
she barks orders as she chrages.
"lisa, do the dishes!"
"lisa, clean your room!"
then crawls back to her bedroom.
while we, her dutiful soldiers,
carry out her orders.

MODIFIED

my mum is DM
she stomp through the house like the elephants telling me what to do.
she then shit thoughout the night.
"ahh!!! ahh! please come out"
but when she is okiie le, her bottom still unwiped,shit dropping all over the corridors
she moos orders as she charges through the house
"huiyi, do the cleaning!"
"huiyi, help me!!!"
but do you think i care?
i walked over her and spit her my silvery shiny salivar.
"shut up lah"
then, she was as angry as a bull,
'pomp!'
lies dead on the floor with her pheases.